kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

amoyed:

I love this kid

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

nabico:

PROUD TO BE AN THE CHARIOT

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game